10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike