10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05