10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.