10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]