10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow