10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician