10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"