10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.