10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen