10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."