10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.