10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!