10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.