10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.