10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss