10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.