10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.