10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.