10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.