10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• It's Free To Fold...
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim