10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You have to piss with the dick you have