10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003