10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob