10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet