10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"