10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"