10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.