10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth