10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek