10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez