10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery