10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm