10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.