10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.