10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "No river, no fish."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.