10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm