10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is for loners.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament