10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack