10 Random Poker Quotes
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- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson