10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright