10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels