10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is