10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine