10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom