10 Random Poker Quotes

Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
"All-in, bitches!!!"