10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."