10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "No river, no fish."