10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes