10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant