10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.